Tasty Tidbit #6

i
miss
you
pam.
a.
la.
ps.
that’s the first time i’ve written/typed her name.

Tasty Tidbit #5

One
Snow day,
My mom
Helped
Me build
A snowman.
We painted it
With food
Coloring,
Named him,
Then beat him
With a bat.
I was 10 and
It’s still one
Of the most
Exhilarating moments
Of my life.

Tasty Tidbit #4

When I was
 young
I would
Pretend I was
On
Johnny Carson
&
Interview
myself.
I was charming.
Hilarious.
Beautiful.
Oh how the audience loved me.  

Tasty Tidbit #3:

Most Days,
I Drink
6 Liters
Of Water.
Which is:
25.4 cups, 12.7 pints, 202 oz, 1.5 gallons and 406 Tbls.

Tasty Tidbit #2.

Ever since I moved out
at the ripe age of 15.5;
I christen my new digs by listening to:
The Cars – Shake it Up
or
The Cars – Candy-O
Always. No exceptions. First Thing.
Benjamin Orr = Swoon

Tasty Tidbit #1.

When I was younger;
I thought the lyric “Jeux sans frontieres” 
in Peter Gabriels song
“Games Without Frontiers”
actually said:
“She sucked me off”.
Go ahead, take a listen.