VOTE FOR BONKERS!

yes, he’s outta this world! but click here and make him (semi) rich! no seriously, do it.

it all goes down in 1.5 hrs.

My company has 2 sales meetings aka drunk weeks per year. Usually, one is at our home office in PDX and the other is spent in Jan. or Feb. somewhere sunny (last Jan. Douche Beach Miami, next Dominican Republic or Costa Rica).  They typically consist of (in order of appearance): Booze, Food, Hotel, Booze, Food, [...]

Weekend Wrap-Up

 Motorcycle, this is Jessi. Jessi, this is the exhaust of Motorcycle. 

Gimme.

Scanwiches.

Tofurky & Tempeh Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato, Garlic Mayo on toasted whole grain
Don’t get me wrong, I love me some meat but dear Heavenly Father, if this doesn’t make my mouth water (well, except for all that mayo. A light spread is okay but look at it, all bunched up in one place. Ew.).
Whatever.
Gimme. 

Mother Of On Points.

It’s Free To F.

 
I think I might need to start a “It’s Free To F” segment. While she is one of my favorite blogs (for her posts are honest, witty, smart, sweet, mean, etc…), I find that at least once a week (sometimes more) I see a photo/phrase that perfectly describes my insides. Like, seriously. [...]

I could very well go into some major psycho-babble over this new balloon phenom I’m going through, but I’ll save it and just enjoy myself. Thank you and good day. 
Oh, I almost forgot to tell you, Internets! Once I realized Bonkers loved balloons, I rearranged all furniture in my living room, blocked off all exits, [...]

Break it down, Breakdown.

I haven’t been posting my must-haves due to the fact that the wad of cash I typically have hasn’t been there. Therefore, I find it incredibly distressing drooling over items I feel would be amazingly amazing (for me). You have no idea how hard it is not to walk three blocks to the Pearl and [...]

ahhhh.

Finally.

Hey internets, 
Things are happening. Big things. After a tremulous past few months where I could have very well turned into a massive train wreck, life is finally moving in an entirely new direction (at least I think it is). Although I can’t let my secrets out yet, you should expect to hear more about [...]

Yep.

“What can I say? You bring out the ‘fuck you’ in me”
Heylia James, Weeds
 She Alone