Bonkers Birthday Blow Out!

Last weekend was Bonkers 5th birthday.

ummmm…

i can’t stop staring at the pictures of bonkers i posted yesterday. he’s like the vodka in my soda. he’s so intoxicating.
it makes me want to make kissy noises and bury my face in his tiny little neck. once i tried to motorboat his cute, pink tummy and he bit my face off. It fucking [...]

Bonkers.

Dear Mother Nature,
Bonkers wanted me to tell you thank you for the sunny day in P-town.
Love,
Bonkers Mom.

She’s So Into You!

As of late, Bonkers has acquired a fan:
The World According to Jessica Claire
He says thanks!

Bonkers is a STAR!

Bonkers has been featured as the daily dog on The Daily Puppy. Go look at him, he’s cute!

I deserved it – Part II

Bonkers did this to me yesterday.

Now my eye matches my hair.

Bonkers Digestive System

Bonkers had so much fun this weekend!

I deserved it…

Like a stupid girl, I fell into the cupboard. Again.

Don’t You Know Who I Am?

My names Bonks. James Bonks.
Here are some photos I took of my cocky dog yesterday. He’s not even famous (yet) and he has such an attitude.

Bonkers…

told me he would buy me this for my birthday. All he did was give me a card telling me what a good mommy I was even when he’s bad.
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