VOTE FOR BONKERS!

yes, he’s outta this world! but click here and make him (semi) rich! no seriously, do it.

Please and Thank You

this is the coat Bella wore in Twilight and I want it. I’m a fucking geek and I will now go to TWILT to save my soul. 
I wish it was my birthday.

My summer ballad.

Dear * Chasey Lane, I mean God, I mean…,
I feel like cookie dough that hasn’t been mixed thoroughly.  The flour is still stuck to the bottom and the butter is a little clumpy. The chocolate chips still taste good but you might get sick of it. Huh?
UPDATE for summer of 09’:
My brutha-from-anotha-mutha was here from [...]

it all goes down in 1.5 hrs.

My company has 2 sales meetings aka drunk weeks per year. Usually, one is at our home office in PDX and the other is spent in Jan. or Feb. somewhere sunny (last Jan. Douche Beach Miami, next Dominican Republic or Costa Rica).  They typically consist of (in order of appearance): Booze, Food, Hotel, Booze, Food, [...]