Must Have Monday (on tuesday) #6

 Not in a sexual way, but in a let-me-see your face kinda way. He will be here May 29th and I need tickets ASAP. If you know me, you’ll know this would be  dream (one of them) come true. I’m not sure how I can make this happen, but if anyone has any ideas, please tell [...]

Day 25 and 5 to go.

I am broken, weak and hungry. 
I fell asleep before 2nd set of Camel
I woke up 1/2hr later.
It felt like  my first day. Like, ever.
What am I, new?
One might say I’m Dog-Tired; and yet, I’m thinking of turning 30 days into 60…

 Dear Internets,
I’m off to CrazyTown. I’ll miss you.
Jessi

“Your Baby Is An Asshole” FINALLY!

what started as me having a case of the thursdays, just turned into FUCK YES, IT’s THURSDAY! Works not bad, it’s not as dreary as i thought and i discovered this little gem of a blog. I’ve been giggling in my office like a crazy person for at least 20 min.
Here’s a little snippet:
Lars and [...]

You can call me Mommy

I’ve got news. BIG news.  BoyFriend and I finally sealed the deal and we gots ourselves prego.  Somewhere, somehow  two little guys squeezed their way through BF’s clipped junk and made a splash (if you will) in my tum-tum-er-ie.
That’s the real reason I’ve been M.I.A (not to be confused with the “Lady Killah” M.I.A. who, oh-my-god, [...]

Bacon – The Gateway Meat

For the past few weeks all I see, hear and sometimes think about is: BACON.  It happens when I obsess over anything really (which is often).  Sometimes it’s even AIDS. Why just last week I was certain I had it. Everywhere I looked and read there it was. Throughout the years I’ve been pregnant at [...]

Must Have Monday #5

http://www.lukehaynes.com/photos/quilts/#album=72157594475319464&page=1&photo=495039167
 i want to cover up with this animal.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20966417

Worst Nightmare

DEADLY SPIDER
 
Seriously, you don’t know what this shit does to the crazytown inside my head. I just came back from Whole Foods, walked through the produce section and I think I brushed my elbow on a banana. I can’t breathe. Great, now I have spiders….

Holla!

Cheers to the Future!

Dear Miss Lixx,
I know you’ve been sad and a little lonely lately. Maybe it’s because you’re detoxifying your body for the first time in over 2 years and possibly even over 4 years of stuffing your mourning face with liquor and cigs. As of late, you’ve been spending so much time trying to “fix” yourself [...]

Must Have Monday #4 (oh, it’s Tuesday)

http://www.invotisorange.com/

 

Spring has Sprung (today only).

it’s gorgeous outside. so gorgeous in fact, i just ate a flourless chocolate cookie in heroin park with dirty rascals feeding pigeons and shooting up behind their shopping carts. it boosted my mood 92% and i realized i haven’t taken a “formal” break during my work week for weeks, to simply breathe in fresh air. [...]