American Apparel vs. Jessi Lixx

American Apparel

Jessi Lixx

For some reason this entire day I’ve been wishing I had some small, indie rock T’s.  You  know, the kind you don’t ever have to worry about.
Don’t feel like a bra?  Fine. Want to throw a dress on and not worry what your sugar sacks look like? Alright.
All day, I’ve been craving wearing [...]

Oscar Schmoscar

I can’t tell you the last time I watched an award show. Let alone one where I knew what was going on, had seen the film, listened to the over-produced album or gave two-shits what people were wearing (okay, I care a little about the wearing part).
Last night however, I found myself [...]

My President’s Day Wishlist (Must Have Monday #1)

Zombie Mayhem.

It’s $125 and just my size.

You’re like the 1 to my 30

Well, I’ve gone and done it now Internets. I started back on Bikram Yoga, quit smoking, quit drinking myself into retardation and am slowly peeling away all the layers of mental and physical damage I have so kindly been piling on since last year.
I have to say; this shit feels good.
I think I may have [...]

It was my birffday.

Dear Internets,
I am about to share with you a small snippet of my soul.  Please enjoy the cards from the people who love me.
Peace out.
Jessi Lixx

This is from my boo lovin. We are really W-H-I-T-E.

I feed him.

My friends are like the best and they look out for my OCD like nobody’s business. God, my tits [...]