I’m blowin’ (you)up

I’m a real piece of art.

this cute little artist from the Philippines asked to draw my face.

The Girl Effect

now, what do i do? i’m going to africa to ask around.

Oh CHRIST(mas), yes please!

Christmas list is as follows (i expect everything):
2 month membership to douchebag bikram yoga. make that a year.
a facial
a trip to Philly and NY with man. Wait, not fair. Already in the works.
This lunchbox

This Bag. Black please. And orange.