Amy WineWhore

What’s with all the Amy searches the past couple days?

Is this what you want?

Bonkers is a STAR!

Bonkers has been featured as the daily dog on The Daily Puppy. Go look at him, he’s cute!

Text between friends

Received from friend on Sat. Aug 16, 11:49pm
Friend: I just cut the lead singer of The Gossip’s hair!!! Yeah bitches! I’m famous!
Sat, Aug 16 11:50pm
Me:  That fat pig?

My a.m. office inbox

I went to the bathroom in my office yesterday, and there was poop smeared where (if you had a gigantic ass) your butt-crack would go. I always analyze the stall situation upon entering. If anything looks outta place or sick I get the fuck outta there. I guess if I didn’t, I too would send an [...]