I hate that if I don’t have it right, you suck. I’ve tried you with fake butter, non-como bread and a variety of ways that just don’t jive. i love you so much. although i don’t have a job, don’t think i can pay my rent, phone or cable, i DO think i will pay $4.74 for Como bread from Grand Central just to eat your tastiness.
I love you Vegemite. You make make my mornings and nights. You make my mouth water more than any entre of dick ever could…you are my sunshine, when my days are dark. my mouth waters over this shit. now I’m pissed and waiting for morning to buy real butter.
i love you vegemite, and i’ll travel the world (or to rainier) to get you…
xoxo
jessi
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