UPDATE: Weekend Wrap Up

Was called a hot hipster (not sure if that was a compliment or not).

Some guy’s girl got mad and almost broke up with him cuz he was talking to “that hot girl at the bar” she then decided to stay in the car while he drank whiskey and confessed his hatred for his insecure lady. Have fun.

*Re-confirmed that I am indeed a chip whore and by no means should they be in my vicinity when no one is around. (Update: BFF and Editor of my life Jill, thought I meant to say “cheap whore” and that “they” should be boys, but really I do in fact mean chip as in Dorito chip. Although, I could be considered cheap to some…)

Bearded boy at East End bought me a drink and then proceeded to tell me how he lives under the Morrison bridge until April. It’s cool though, he has a job and shit. Seriously, did he think that was going to go over well?

Was serenaded by East End boy with his lifeless, boring poetry for like 45min while my good friend sat, watched and laughed. Thanks for the help.

Confessed my obsession for boys in baseball hats but only if they have nice eyes and a pretty mouth.

Had heart-to-heart with my brother from another mother and am convinced that I have the best friends in the entire nation.

Wrapped up season 3 of Entourage and confessed that really the only reason I watch it is to fantasize about Vince.

Was called a cougar by my brother from another mother while simultaneously listening to another friend tell me they didn’t realize I was drunk until he saw my sex eyes. (we decided I’m too young to be so called cougar and won’t be until I turn 38)

Decided that people put a lot of work into looking like fucking idiots.

Had dinner with family and listened to drunk uncle argue that all Portuguese are left handed while watching a couple dining next to me hate each other.

Realized that BF needs to come home immediately so I stop sweating sex out of my pores.

This is just the beginning, but now I’m bored and I hope you are as well.