I really do. All he wants is the haps on Ryan. What (is he GAY?).
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What, so we have a crime scene every month in our vaginas. At least now I have a new best friend.
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I’m applying to write about my past and current sexy sex life on a popular sex/dating site that will most likely forever be anonymous to you and everyone I know (no worries to past and current experiences, you will also remain anonymous) . Granted, there’s little money involved but godblog it would be fun.
Wish me [...]
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told me he would buy me this for my birthday. All he did was give me a card telling me what a good mommy I was even when he’s bad.
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I wish I was her doppelganger.
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His eyebrows were mesmerizing (torturing) me. The former esthetician came out in me so I don’t know what this guy said.
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if I was going to Kraftwerk like originally planned and you weren’t. But alas, the stupid fucking sheep-fest Coachella sold out of their single day tickets and there’s NO way in hell I’m going to pay for two or three goddamn days of all that nonsense!?! Are you kidding me?
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I went and saw this last night and it was fucking AWESOME. I was a little worried that I might be a tad lost (bored) considering I’ve never seen the first 3. I soon realized that wasn’t the case. Who needs dialogue when you have John Rambo tearing throats out and little kids being tossed [...]
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My friend Topher sent me this.
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