Hey Ho Let’s go! It’s SCOTTY RAMONE! AT DANTES!!!!!!

Magic Cyclops is coming! A Magic Cyclops is coming! aka Scotty Ramone!!He’s currently on his way from Denver to PDX (or my house) and is trying to make it to the US finals!! Come to Dantes on Tuesday and show your support for my sweet, sweet friend SCOTTY RAMONE!!!!!!!!

i like this.

b-dawg.

Must Have Monday #11

Must Have Monday #10

I’m back. 

 

Best Shower Curtain, EVER.

How ya doin, Sailor.

YUM

Gimme.

Scanwiches.

Tofurky & Tempeh Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato, Garlic Mayo on toasted whole grain

Don’t get me wrong, I love me some meat but dear Heavenly Father, if this doesn’t make my mouth water (well, except for all that mayo. A light spread is okay but look at it, all bunched up in one place. Ew.).

Whatever.

Gimme. 

summersummersummersummersummer

Summer has finally begun here in p-town. Get jealous, cuz there’s prettiness everywhere. Seriously. Cute boys come out of hiding, pretty girls are wearing cute summery flowy attire and I myself am getting inspired to do the same! As I write this, the sun is beating down on my face and dreams of my days of unemployment are prancing through my head. *Daytime beers, weekly checks, naps, non-shower days and the freedom to do whatever I wanted whenever I wanted. But alas, here I am working for the non-creative’s (who also just banned me from listening to music online) thankful that I even have a job, wondering when my next pay raise will be and daydreaming of treehouses, swimming holes and cash money to buy these: whoa. whoa. whoa. Hold the fuck up. Anthropologie, you have lost your fucking mind. Why the shitface would I fork over $258 for a pair of jeans with some shitty holes!?! I realize “boyfriend jeans” are all the rage but you sir, have crossed the line. What do you think I am, Stupid? Shiiiit Bitch, I can have a pair of these bad boys by the end of the day for less than $10…What, you don’t think I can? Fuck you.

 I hate it when we fight Anthro. I really do.

*Bri-Guy, I’m jealous of your life. 

 

Mother Of On Points.

It’s Free To F.

 

I think I might need to start a “It’s Free To F” segment. While she is one of my favorite blogs (for her posts are honest, witty, smart, sweet, mean, etc…), I find that at least once a week (sometimes more) I see a photo/phrase that perfectly describes my insides. Like, seriously. It’s kinda creepy but at the same time, quite satisfying to my soul. Thanks again IFTF!!

I could very well go into some major psycho-babble over this new balloon phenom I’m going through, but I’ll save it and just enjoy myself. Thank you and good day. 

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you, Internets! Once I realized Bonkers loved balloons, I rearranged all furniture in my living room, blocked off all exits, blew up hundreds of balloons, filled room with said balloons and let him loose. I think he was on the verge of a heart-a-tack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

 I’ll see if I can’t find the pictures to prove it…

Break it down, Breakdown.

I haven’t been posting my must-haves due to the fact that the wad of cash I typically have hasn’t been there. Therefore, I find it incredibly distressing drooling over items I feel would be amazingly amazing (for me). You have no idea how hard it is not to walk three blocks to the Pearl and spend some quality time with **Anthropologie. I know she misses me terribly, as I for her. I would love nothing more than to peruse the racks, smell the perfumes, dream about my dream bedroom/kitchen/wardrobe and buybuybuybuybuybuy. Talk about sensory girl overload. I’m yearning….Whoa, I fucking digress. 

 This morning, curiosity killed me and I couldn’t help to see if my fur coat is still waiting (just in time for summer. So stupid!)…

It is.

And then I found this. 

Blue Leather Jacket – Garage Sale Vintage .

I need this. I am 99.9% sure it might be too big for me but I’m willing to take the chance (yes, it’s this bad). This just very well just may be purchased tomorrow. Jessi Lixx meets The Ramones. Well, meets The Ramones in blue… Gimme. 

**You have absolutely no idea how hard it was for me to link this. I see you sitting there in my browser. Staring. Waiting. Stop it. Please stop. Holy Christ my willpower can’t take this any longer! Alright, just give me some time and let me work. Just for awhile! Please close! PLEASE! 

ahhhh.